Hello,

David Trost is currently serving 4 years of penal labour. Just kidding; what he's doing sucks way more. He's studying engineering at Texas A&M. He would like to thank his family for their great genetics and for hiding him when the men came to take him to the mental institution; his teachers for laboriously writing A pluses all the time; the taxpayers of Canada for being indirectly responsible for any future actions he may commit; and finally Christianity for giving him purpose in an absurdist world.